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孕婦?

Of course I'm not pregnant. And, barring from any still-impossible-in-reality medical advances that can implant a uterus inside of me, I will never be able to bear children. For consolation, this dress does appear give me that preggo look...but really, it's just because I'm kinda fat.

About the pictures now. These were taken in May 2013, on a particular warm and humid afternoon. Just getting out there made me all sweaty! These pictures are taken with my camera mounted on a tripod and with a remote timer. In fact you can see me holding the remote in the second last picture. I tried to look (believe it or not) sexy and seductive in my poses, but clearly I didn't succeed.

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